Hey, kids. Tradge news. I know you thought that your 700 raccoon-eye duckface bathroom self-portraits were establishing you as a rigorous thinker and a pillar of the internet — the Christiane Amanpour of“What’s in my purse?”, if you will — but, turns out, you’re just another “toxic narcissist.”
Broadly, the more Facebook friends you have, the more of a complete dick you are.
It’s not as though, if they weren’t furiously uploading thinspo to Pinterest, all these kids would be volunteering in the Sudan. And even though the whole Kony 2012 epidemic was obviously super obnoxious (finally, a way to make African child soldiers all about MEEEEE!!!), legions of 15-year-olds reposting that stupid video seems at leastslightly more productive than the previous iteration — which was, I guess, hushed clutches of self-satisfied rich people sitting in parlors discussing the “Negro problem.” At least it’s visible. At least it’s something.